This Picture

Your Mom has a lot in common with this picture. She's large; She's kind of a dinosaur; and the last time I saw her she looked like she was going down on that guy.

Goulet

Your mom was deeply saddened by the untimely passing of Robert Goulet.

Stained Sheets

Your Mom accidentally got my sheets "dirty"...So she did a laundry load..machine wash cold.

Fever

Your mom gives me a fever and only she knows the cure...Two tablespoons of Dimetapp.

Ice Cream

Your mom touched my groin...

I continued to lick my cone of chocolate/vanilla swirl.

Toys

Your mom showed me how she plays with her "toys"... and then bought me three G.I. Joe figures.

Sultry Kisses

Your mom's sultry kisses caressed my backside...and then she made me Kraft Macaroni and Cheese for lunch.